Bad Tuesday Night, Hilarious Wednesday

So just gunna start this off by saying I'm still pissed about the election, but not surprised at the results.

Yesterday morning in PSCI we were talking about the election and Dr. J was saying how most people have no idea what the candidates stand for and their opinion is based off of TV ads and appearance. He was like 'Who's the more attractive one - Creigh Deeds or Bob McDonnell? Bob McDonnell. At least that's what most people think, but I can't say myself.....let's ask a woman's point of view!' And when he said this it kind of reminded me of Stepbrothers because he goes 'Carrie! Bob McDonnell or Creigh Deeds! Who would you rather sleep with? Go!' It was SO funny. Then he was talking about how he was endorsed as a family man b.he had his 3 hot daughters on an ad with him and one guy asked how old they were and this other kid was like 'old enough' and Dr. J was like DOWN. Down Trent.

So then in World History Dr. Vuic was like 'we're going to take a break from Muslims today and talk about Christopher Columbus'. Idk, just the way he said it was super duper funny. So he was like showing us this picture of him and he was like look at his hands! They're huge! He could palm a basketball. Now you know that about Christopher Columbus. It was just so random that everyone started laughing hysterically.

Then he started reminding me of Mr. Tarbet because apparently we were taught that everyone before Columbus thought the world was flat and that's just like an epic fail b.apparently Ptolemy knew the world was round. See what I mean? Epic Fail. Vuic was like Ughhhh! He knew it was round! You just had to be there. So then he was like showing us this cartoon clip on youtube and maybe it's because I'm a history geek but idk, the entire class was laughing hysterically and some actually started crying.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQzBJDoRDsc

This is like the most inaccurate depiction of what happened to the point where it's funny.

I feel like I didn't do this story the justice that it deserves, but sometimes things get lost in translation.

In PDP we were talking about The Patriot Act and how the government reads your e-mails and things like that, and if you object than you're not a patriot. I shook my head and said George Bush and this kid Garrett goes 'that's what happens when you put a republican in office.' WIN.

Classes for next semester:

Effective Writing - 8am MWF
World History Since 1500-10am MWF
Intro to Western Music-11am MWF
COGO-12pm MWF
Spanish 102-2pm MWF

Interterm:

Intro to Political Philosophy with Dr. J :]

Did you know that A-rod (baseball player) has two portraits of himself as a centaur in his house? *does awkward turtle*

"and tell me that we belong together, dress it up with the trappings of love ill be captivated, ill hang from your lips instead of the gallows of heartache that hang from above"

"The harder you fall, the higher you bounce."